Think About It:

• Portable People Meter Teasers:   If you're on a date with a woman and you realize she's nothing but a tease, are you going to bother seeing her again? Why would we want our radio stations to become the embodiment of a bad date?

• The Gamblers: Anatomy Of An Implosion, Kenny Rogers' Style:   One might think driving down the rate card while building massive debt would be the most ignorant of ignorant decisions... but Clear Channel saw the ignorant hand they'd dealt themselves and raised the entire industry a stupid.

• A Fallen Idol:   Never forget: it was American Idol that brought us William Hung. And Sanjaya, who is currently trying to stretch his 15 minutes of whatever it was into a book deal.